Andrew Dennis Biersack (born December 26, 1990), better known as Andy Sixx, is an American singer, coprophile and pianist. He is the founder and lead vocalist for the American rock band, Black Veil Brides, and is its only remaining original member. In November 2015, he started taking gigantic dumps in fan girl throats, which quickly got the attention of the internet; whom ascended him to meme status.
Early Life
Andy Sixx was born and raised in Cincinnati, Ohio on December 26th, 1990. From an early age, it became apparent that he had a genetic mutation that caused his body to synthesize Shitozine into Loginol. This mutation (believed to be due to an extra X chromosome that Andy has in his genome) allows his body to synthesize Shitozine, a chemical that makes up 99% of human feces, into Loginol, a potent drug-like chemical that induces euphoric effects. No other human can synthesize Loginol and Andy is the only known source of the chemical. Curiously, Andy is not affected by the Loginol in his system. There is no known adverse side effects to Loginol usage.
Andy's feces being rich in Loginol led to many people, initially Black Veil Brides fan girls, to eat his feces or his "logs" as they are commonly nicknamed for recreation. The effects of ingesting Andy's feces have been long documented, and include but are not limited to:
- Extreme sexual satisfaction
- Development of the prefrontal cortex (and thus maturity)
- Euphoria
- Mental clarity
- Increased IQ
- Extreme obsession with all things Andy Sixx and BVB
- Addiction to Loginol
- Spamming log threads on 4chan
Many people have been in protest of eating Andy's feces. Politely call them shills and tell them to grow up.
4chan Fame
Beginning in November of 2015, many 4chan users learned of Andy Sixx's poop and its miraculous properties. Many users began to spam threads praising Andy's feces. These threads were initially met with confusion, but this soon devolved into anger, as "logless shills", most notably Eustace, were too immature to comprehend logposting and just needed to suck a log out of Andy's asshole and grow up.
Injuries
Andy has suffered multiple injuries while clogging fan girl throats. Most notably, suffering an extreme life threatening prolapse after pushing out a 19.23 inches long log with 39.42 inches of girth. The fan girl was satisfied even with her annihilated throat. Another noteworthy injury was when confessed loaf slut, Vernor Banan, sucked so hard on Andy's bunghole that food he didn't even eat yet came out. This made Andy's mouth suck in everything within a 10 foot distance, including sharp objects. Andy made a full recovery after experiencing some indigestion.
It's slidding, baby!